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Shark attacks on the rise...

my favorite question? "If sharks are so threatened in the world's waters, why are attacks on humans on the rise?"

um, probably cause MUTHER-F***ING SHARKS ARE F***ING EVIL! you don't need to pay a scientist to tell you that shit, i will tell you for free! EVIL, bitches, EVIL.

i hate sharks. i can't even muster up a "it is a shame they are dwindling" cause blech. evil.

EDIT: did i spell "mother" "muther"? why, yes...i did. that is what the thought of sharks does to me people. it causes me to spell badly.

Posted on Feb. 27th, 2008 at 10:30 pm | | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

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[info]xtex

I figured you spelled it "muther" to up your street-cred or something.
Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 03:34 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]indymark1979

This, the same man who has to hold it in while his housekeeper is there.

:-P
Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]superconnected

I had an economics professor in college who said that we should just kill all the sharks because they don't serve any purpose to humans, and either compete with us on the food chain or uh, one-up us on the food chain.

I lol'd because the biology students would probably shit their pants at such an idea. Frankly, I couldn't care less if sharks disappeared either. =b
Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]indymark1979

I had fun swimming with the sharks and stingrays in the Bahamas...

Wus.
Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]xtex

I'm sure the guy over the weekend was having fun too, until he got eaten.

Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 04:34 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]indymark1979

I'm sure he was doing something mean, like poking them in the asshole.
Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 04:36 am (UTC) | | Parent | Thread | Reply

[info]zoltrix

Sharks are awesome.
Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 06:15 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]chibi_masshuu

*best Chris Crocker impersonation*

"LEAVE THE SHARKS ALONE!"
Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 09:24 am (UTC) | | Thread | Reply

[info]soakingup

NO NO NO, JT! They aren't as evil as you think!!! Freaking...falling coconuts kill more people than sharks do every year. I almost got hit with one in Fiji AND Costa Rica in a matter of two months! Anyway, when Tony and I were in Costa Rica we saw an AMAZING documentary called Sharkwater.. Check it out.
If sharks go away, or entire ecosystem will craaaaaash.

Sharks generally only attack people when they make lots of bubbles...like otters do when they swim. Sharks like to eat otters. etc etc blah blah blah check the website.
xo
Posted on Feb. 28th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC) | | Thread | Reply